Cosmo School: You can't fix stupid

So, I can't write this stuff. I couldn't even make it up even if I wanted to. I am strongly considering calling my friend Tina Fey or Andy Samberg down at 30 Rock Place to see if they can use some of this material in a comedy sketch. Because this is a scene straight out of The Office from the lips of Michael Scott himself. And yes, this actually happened in class the other day, I witnessed it with my own eyes and ears, and am probably minus a few brain cells for it.

• Teacher: "Remember girls, today when you answer the phone you need to use TACK. Just use good manners and above all else use good TACK. TACK. TACK. TACK. That's what we need to be about."
  
• Girl Student: "Umm, what is TACK?"
  
• Teacher: "TACK. You know, like the opposite of being TACKY, but instead being TACKFUL."
  
• Girl Student: "Oh, okay."
  
• Teacher: "Yeah you know the song 'If the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a TACK.' Yeah, that's where that phrase came from. So, just remember to have TACK today."

Wow. There are no words.